A little levity ....

My HFA has another addiction ... Potato chips. He will eat entire bag and call it lunch because too ____ to make sandwich. He will use my expensive grain bread instead of buying his bread at store everyday when gets beer. Same goes for anything food related from peanut butter to crackers and my even  taste of beer. 

Well, I brought a bag of chips home. Did not say I did. Made sandwich with a few chips on the plate. He was shocked I did not tell him. Later after dinner he grabs the bag and starts eating handfulls. After five minutes he gets up  I saputs andthem seaty ' proud of you' ....did not go well. Next day he is opening all cabinets looking for chips. .... We just ate dinner mind you...where are they he asks. I say I ate them.....what! How could you. Just wait...I'll get even.....hahaha I laugh for what reply. I am just doing what you do.  

Had to share, maybe makes me a _____. But could not resist the little victory and putting the shoe on his foot.