Hey asshole! I was only gone for an hour and a half! Do you think I cannot tell you're drinking ? Well I can tell by your facial expression, the way you walk ( like you have a load of shit in your pants ), by your edgy- mean self at the forefront and by the smell of vodka that surrounds you like an aura. Yesterday, kind hearted friends and family came to help us pack and fill a dumpster to help us move, they all worked so very hard just because. And you are in a rage because someone threw out your brand new car duster? No one did! It was not there. I will bet anything you already packed it and on unpacking day... wow!... there it is. Yesterday a good friend and neighbor asked for a dresser who were putting in the dumpster, I said yes of course. She's going to pick it up today BUT now it's noon, you're drinking and she hasn't arrived yet and you need to hate someone. C'mon just stop it! Grow up! Yes I know four days with no vodka was just too much for you. Poor put upon victim that you are. So go ahead, be drunk, be angry, fall off another ladder.... but do not ever again look to me to be your sin eater or your rescuer.

But I won't say a thing.... I won't take the bait. I'm practicing detachment. What I will say is an affirmation of detachment and the serenity prayer. And so it is. Amen.