The way I deal with life is having a sick/dark sense of humor. People who are or have been abused usually develop "gallows" humor to deal with the pain and sometimes, some darn funny stuff happens if you step back and look at the situation from a comedic perspective.

My AH drinks all day and night and does not have a sleep schedule. Usually I cannot go to sleep until he is in his bedroom with the door shut. He smokes and sometimes passes out with a lit cigarette (I know, where's the humor in that right? How horrible and dangerous, right?). Yes and it sucks ass.

HOWEVER, this morning I walk into the kitchen to find him passed out sitting up in his chair. As I sneaked around to see if he was dead, I notice a lit cigarette had fallen between his legs on the leather chair. I got angry and poked him in the stomach with my finger nail to wake him. He was so startled that he kicked his legs really fast off the ground and pushed the chair backwards. He is a big guy so the chair tipped backwards and he went down on his back, chair and all like a ton of bricks. He screamed OWWW and then he yelped in this high pitch whine OOOOOOOHHHHH. The cigarette had rolled under his ass and burned him good. 

He laid there on his back like a turned over turtle waving his arms and legs "HELP ME UP, HELP ME UP, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?" I couldn't help him up because I was backed against the counter with my legs crossed almost pissing myself with laughter. I was literally imobilized with laughter, I couldn't breathe, my stomach hurt and the longer he laid there, the funnier it got. I kept replaying the fall in my head in slow motion and the squeal when the lit smoke burned him in the ass. I am giggling like a lunatic just writing this so I had to share it with you ladies. 

My big bad hubby, my protector, laid out like some Three Stooges skit was too funny. If any of you have any funny moments, please share them. We could all use a good laugh.