im sitting here on the couch watching my very shitfaced Prince Charming try to eat ice cream while passing out. ( he is currently adding opiates to his alcohol routine). So the spoon hits his cheek, then his nose, then the ice cream fall off onto his chest. Then he nods off. Now it seems he has dropped the spoon but is still attempting to spoon ice cream out of the container. if I seem flippant... I am just relaxed - last night it was pretzels and I was anticipating Heimlich Manuver. This will only be a stick mess that I won’t need to be involved with. SMH.