MONA LISA'S MOTHER: " After all that money your father and I
spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us " ?

COLUMBUS' MOTHER: " I don't care what you've discovered
, you still could have written " !

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: " Can't you paint on walls like
other children ?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling " ?

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: " All right, if you aren't hiding your report
card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: " Again with the stovepipe hat ?
Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids " ?

MARY'S MOTHER: " I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to
school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: " But it's your senior picture.
Can't you do something about your hair ?
Styling gel, mousse, something..." ?

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: " The next time I catch you
throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye " !

JONAH'S MOTHER: " That's a nice story.
Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years."

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: " Of course I'm proud that you invented
the electric light bulb.
Now turn it off and get to bed " !

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: " I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."






Love Ya, ~Barbara