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INTERESTING FACTS
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)
(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
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" Name A Term Used In Football " ?
I'm Right Handed " !
Pigs....wonder if the result has anything to do with the corkscrew shape of the penis......(another fairly useless fact)
My son is seriously working on No.2
I think you said all there was to say about No.3, can't add anything to that except that we are quite closely related to pigs, did you know that.
So when my son drives me mad I can lose calories by banging my head on the wall instead of walking for a mile to get rid of the stress, ummm interesting!
How can a bear be left handed it has paws?
I'm with Barb on No. 7
I do however find the cockroach thing really creepy uuuuuuurgh, headless bug running around gross!
I know now why the Mantis is called the Praying Mantis, it spends its life Praying his wife doesn't come home and also is praying to be a pig in it's next life when she does come home lol
The lion thing would explain why when I go to our local wildlife park the lions always look so happy and relaxed.
I wouldn't mind being able to do what the ant does that would make shopping so much easier, one jump and I would be in town, whip round the shops and one jump back, oh I can already do the falling over on one side just need the rest of it and I'm set.
To finish, I too am right handed yay!
If you find any more of these please share this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Love Sharon
I really needed that ...
#2. My husband CAN fart that long ... am just waiting for our house to explode any day now.
I can't stand cockroaches w/ or without their heads... either way they are creepy.
Pigs? ... why do pigs get that pleasure? ... now I will never look at ham or a piece of bacon the same way.
I think Sharon is right about why the praying manthis is praying... she's dead on w/ that one!
I do like the idea of being able to jump the length of a football field. It wldn't burn many calories... so then I wld have to go home and bang my head against the wall or scream... so that I wld stay in shape.
I know ppl with eyes bigger than their brains... Sometimes I feel like one of them. Ha!
Thx for sharing!
xo
Ziporah I have heard the Greeks I think you are right a Coffee shop is just what you need, add in a few Italian and Spanish Waiters and staff and you could run it 24 hours a day lol
The trouble was we were out with my son and my daughter and her boyfriend when she had another sausage and all we could do was laugh and the rest of them had no idea why we were laughing.