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Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the morning ?
A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood test !!!
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day ?
A. It's good for the bones.
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry ?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle !
Q. Why don't skeletons like parties ?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies ?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q. Why do vampires drink blood ?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day !
Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends ?
A. Because he's a pain in the neck !
Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor ?
A. Because he was coffin.
Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor ?
A. To get his boo-ster shot ?
Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries ?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom ?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. Where does Dracula water ski ?
A. On Lake Erie
Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals ?
A. At the blood bank.
Q. When does a ghost need a license ?
A. During " Haunting " season.
Q. What's a haunted chicken ?
A. A poultry-geist.
Q. What was the witches' favorite subject in school ?
A. Spelling
Q. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman ?
A. A dead ringer.
Q. What do little ghosts drink ?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What type of coffee do vampires prefer ?
A. Decoffinated !
Q. What time would it be if five demons were chasing you ?
A. Five after one.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make ?
A. Boo boos
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert ?
A. Ice Scream
Q. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis ?
A. A blood vessel
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet ?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost ?
A. Don't spook until your spooken to.
Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire ?
A. " You are driving me batty. "
Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth ?
A. The dentist !
Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters ?
A. Handburgers.
Q. What do spooks call their Navy ?
A. The ghost guard.
Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin ?
A. Squash
Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them ?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. Why do witches think they're funny ?
A. Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.
Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad ?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
Q. Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food ?
A. They can't stomach it !
A. Because he was up all night studying for his blood test !!!
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day ?
A. It's good for the bones.
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry ?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle !
Q. Why don't skeletons like parties ?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies ?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps.
Q. Why do vampires drink blood ?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day !
Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends ?
A. Because he's a pain in the neck !
Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor ?
A. Because he was coffin.
Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor ?
A. To get his boo-ster shot ?
Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries ?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom ?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. Where does Dracula water ski ?
A. On Lake Erie
Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals ?
A. At the blood bank.
Q. When does a ghost need a license ?
A. During " Haunting " season.
Q. What's a haunted chicken ?
A. A poultry-geist.
Q. What was the witches' favorite subject in school ?
A. Spelling
Q. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman ?
A. A dead ringer.
Q. What do little ghosts drink ?
A. Evaporated milk.
Q. What type of coffee do vampires prefer ?
A. Decoffinated !
Q. What time would it be if five demons were chasing you ?
A. Five after one.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make ?
A. Boo boos
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert ?
A. Ice Scream
Q. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis ?
A. A blood vessel
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet ?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost ?
A. Don't spook until your spooken to.
Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire ?
A. " You are driving me batty. "
Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth ?
A. The dentist !
Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters ?
A. Handburgers.
Q. What do spooks call their Navy ?
A. The ghost guard.
Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin ?
A. Squash
Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them ?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. Why do witches think they're funny ?
A. Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.
Q. Why did the tiny ghost join the football squad ?
A. He had heard that they needed a little team spirit !
Q. Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food ?
A. They can't stomach it !
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
A WITCH ON HER MOTORIZED BROOM...
WHATS GREEN AND GOES HA HA BONK?
A MONSTER LAUGHTING HIS HEAD OFF!!!...
WHAT DID THE WITCH SAY TO THE GHOST?
I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU!...
WHATS DRACULA FAV SONG?
FANGS FOR THE MEMORY...
WHY WAS THE HEAD SCREAMIN?
BECAUSE IT HAD NO BODY!!!...
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A 3EYED MONSTER WHO HAD NO ARMS AND 1 LEG/?
EYE EYE EYE! YOU LOOK ARMLESS! HOP IT!...
WHAT DO DRACULA AND A LAMP BOTH HAVE IN COMON?
THEY BOTH GO OUT AFTER MIDNIGHT!...
WHY WAS THE GHOST FLYING ABOUT?
BECAUSE IT HASNT GOT ANY LEGS SILLY!...
WHY DID THE SPIDER LOOK SUSPICOUSE?
BECAUSE HE WAS SEEN HANGING AROUND...
WHEN HE SORE THE SEA WEED!!!...
reminds me of my my uncle who tells jokes like these constantly. when he runs out of jokes, he just retells them, then he laughs about them until he's crying and that makes everybody else laugh. :)