WINGS Community Group
This is a place firstly and foremost for Support for all Women.. Whether it be every day life issues, family or emotional support, we care and we are here to listen and support, to share the good things in life as well, to smile with each other and to give gentle encouragement and pleasant thoughts along the way.. Please feel free to ask for support and post in the...
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “ There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “ Where’s the car " ? She replied, “ In the lake.”
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “ You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “ Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “ Daddy, how much does it cost to get married " ?
The father replied, “ I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her ?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, “ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “ Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “ You can have mine.”
A woman was telling her friend, “ I made my husband a millionaire.”
“ And what was he before you married him " ? asked the friend.
“ A billionaire.” she replied,
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,” Dad ! I’ve found a woman just like mother.”
His father replied, “ So what do you want ? Sympathy " ?
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “ There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “ Where’s the car " ? She replied, “ In the lake.”
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “ You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “ Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, “ Daddy, how much does it cost to get married " ?
The father replied, “ I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her ?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, “ I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “ Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “ You can have mine.”
A woman was telling her friend, “ I made my husband a millionaire.”
“ And what was he before you married him " ? asked the friend.
“ A billionaire.” she replied,
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,” Dad ! I’ve found a woman just like mother.”
His father replied, “ So what do you want ? Sympathy " ?
"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."
Lyndon B. Johnson
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
Henny Youngman
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Erma Bombeck