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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain,is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband,"It is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked the wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks. "No I did not it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain!"
" Well,you have a short memory," says the wife. "Can't you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those 2 guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told,gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark,"Hello are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes please" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set" replied the drunk.
"Not a chance," says the husband,"It is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked the wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks. "No I did not it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain!"
" Well,you have a short memory," says the wife. "Can't you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those 2 guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told,gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark,"Hello are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes please" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set" replied the drunk.
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