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Jack Wakes Up With A Huge Hangover After Attending His Company Christmas Party.
Jack Is Not Normally A Drinker, But The Drinks Didn't Taste Like Alcohol At All.
He Didn't Even Remember How He Got Home From The Party.
As Bad As He Was Feeling, He Wondered If he Did Something Wrong.
Jack Had To Force Himself To Open His Eyes, And The First Thing He Sees Is A
Couple Of Aspirins Next To A Glass Of Water On The Side Table.
And Next To Them, A Single Rose !
Jack Sits Up And Sees His Clothing In Front Of Him, All Clean And Pressed.
He Looks Around The Room And Sees That It is In Perfect Order, Spotlessly Clean.
So Is The Rest Of he House.
He Takes The Aspirins, Cringes When He Sees A Huge Black Eye Staring Back At Him
In The Bathrom Mirror.
Then He Notices A Note Hanging On The Corner Of The Mirror Written In Red With Little
Hearts On It And A Kiss Mark From His Wife In Lipstick: " Honey, Breakfast Is On The
Stove, I Left Early To Get Groceries To Make You Your Favorite Dinner Tonight.
I Love You, Darling ! Love, Jillian. "
He Stumbles To The Kitchen And Sure Enough There Is Hot Breakfast, Steaming Hot
Coffee And Morning Newspaper.
His Son Is Also At The Table, Eating.
Jack Asks, " Son. . .What Happened Last Night " ?
" Well, You Came Home After 3 A.M., Drunk And Out Of Your Mind.
You Fell Over The Coffee Table And Broke It, And Then You Puked In The Hallway, And Got
That Black Eye When You Ran Into The Door. "
Confused, He Asked His Son, " So, Why Is Everything In Such Perfect Order And So Clean ?
I Have A Rose, And Breakfast Is On The Table Eaiting For Me " ??
His Son Replies, " Oh THAT !. . .Mom Dragged You To The Bathroom, And When She Tried
To Take Your Pants Off, You Screamed, " Leave Me Alone, I'm Married " !!!
Broken Coffee Table - $239.99
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Two Aspirin - $.38
Saying The Right Thing, At The Right Time. . . .PRICELESS !!
Jack Is Not Normally A Drinker, But The Drinks Didn't Taste Like Alcohol At All.
He Didn't Even Remember How He Got Home From The Party.
As Bad As He Was Feeling, He Wondered If he Did Something Wrong.
Jack Had To Force Himself To Open His Eyes, And The First Thing He Sees Is A
Couple Of Aspirins Next To A Glass Of Water On The Side Table.
And Next To Them, A Single Rose !
Jack Sits Up And Sees His Clothing In Front Of Him, All Clean And Pressed.
He Looks Around The Room And Sees That It is In Perfect Order, Spotlessly Clean.
So Is The Rest Of he House.
He Takes The Aspirins, Cringes When He Sees A Huge Black Eye Staring Back At Him
In The Bathrom Mirror.
Then He Notices A Note Hanging On The Corner Of The Mirror Written In Red With Little
Hearts On It And A Kiss Mark From His Wife In Lipstick: " Honey, Breakfast Is On The
Stove, I Left Early To Get Groceries To Make You Your Favorite Dinner Tonight.
I Love You, Darling ! Love, Jillian. "
He Stumbles To The Kitchen And Sure Enough There Is Hot Breakfast, Steaming Hot
Coffee And Morning Newspaper.
His Son Is Also At The Table, Eating.
Jack Asks, " Son. . .What Happened Last Night " ?
" Well, You Came Home After 3 A.M., Drunk And Out Of Your Mind.
You Fell Over The Coffee Table And Broke It, And Then You Puked In The Hallway, And Got
That Black Eye When You Ran Into The Door. "
Confused, He Asked His Son, " So, Why Is Everything In Such Perfect Order And So Clean ?
I Have A Rose, And Breakfast Is On The Table Eaiting For Me " ??
His Son Replies, " Oh THAT !. . .Mom Dragged You To The Bathroom, And When She Tried
To Take Your Pants Off, You Screamed, " Leave Me Alone, I'm Married " !!!
Broken Coffee Table - $239.99
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Two Aspirin - $.38
Saying The Right Thing, At The Right Time. . . .PRICELESS !!
deleted_user
Absolutely so, definitely priceless lol good one Barb
oceangypsy
Very good one----truly priceless! Thanks Barb.
bgoodwin44
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ClayC
Lol, yes good one, thanks Barb XXX
deleted_user
Love it!
deleted_user
Very good
bgoodwin44
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LindaJean
Cute
bgoodwin44
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deleted_user
Excellent!!
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