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Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was
busy cooking dinner. " Mommy, how old are you " ? she asked.
" Now dear, " said her mother, " You should never ask a woman what her age is."
" Why not " ? demanded Jenny.
" Because it isn't polite. You'll understand better when you grow up."
Jenny thought about it for a moment, then piped up, " Mommy, how much do you
weigh " ?
" Jenny," said her mother, " That's not a question you ask people."
" Why not " ? demanded Jenny.
" Because it's not polite to ask grown-ups about how much they weigh.
You'll understand some day ."
" Mommy," Jenny asked, " Why did you and Daddy get divorced " ?
" Darling," her mother replied with a sigh, " That's something that's still very
painful for Mommy, and I really can't talk about it now.
I'll explain when you
are a little older."
The next day, Jenny told a friend at school about the conversation with her mother.
The other little girl explained to her, " All you have to do is get a look at your mom's
driver's license.
It has all the information about any grown-up you want on it ."
So little Jenny sneaked a peek in her mother's purse when she got home, and looked
over her license, examining it carefully.
That evening, she went back into the kitchen and announced, " I know how old you are,
Mommy, You are 36 " !
Her mother looked down at her, surprised.
" And I know how much you weigh " !
said Jenny. " You weigh 135 pounds. "
"Jenny, where did you learn this " ? her mother asked. Jenny just smiled and continued,
" And, I know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
Her mother just gasped and asked, "Why " ?
Jenny replied, " Because you got an F in sex " !
busy cooking dinner. " Mommy, how old are you " ? she asked.
" Now dear, " said her mother, " You should never ask a woman what her age is."
" Why not " ? demanded Jenny.
" Because it isn't polite. You'll understand better when you grow up."
Jenny thought about it for a moment, then piped up, " Mommy, how much do you
weigh " ?
" Jenny," said her mother, " That's not a question you ask people."
" Why not " ? demanded Jenny.
" Because it's not polite to ask grown-ups about how much they weigh.
You'll understand some day ."
" Mommy," Jenny asked, " Why did you and Daddy get divorced " ?
" Darling," her mother replied with a sigh, " That's something that's still very
painful for Mommy, and I really can't talk about it now.
I'll explain when you
are a little older."
The next day, Jenny told a friend at school about the conversation with her mother.
The other little girl explained to her, " All you have to do is get a look at your mom's
driver's license.
It has all the information about any grown-up you want on it ."
So little Jenny sneaked a peek in her mother's purse when she got home, and looked
over her license, examining it carefully.
That evening, she went back into the kitchen and announced, " I know how old you are,
Mommy, You are 36 " !
Her mother looked down at her, surprised.
" And I know how much you weigh " !
said Jenny. " You weigh 135 pounds. "
"Jenny, where did you learn this " ? her mother asked. Jenny just smiled and continued,
" And, I know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
Her mother just gasped and asked, "Why " ?
Jenny replied, " Because you got an F in sex " !
deleted_user
Very Funny.......I loved it ! :) :) :) You are fun !
oceangypsy
OMG...FUNNY!!! lol
deleted_user
Oh that's funny lol
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