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A Mother Is Driving Her Little Girl To Her Friends House
For A Play Date.
" Mommy, " The Little Girl Asks, " How Old Are You " ?
" Honey, You Are Not Supposed To Ask A Lady Her Age, "
The Mother Replied, " It's Not Polite. "
" O. K. " The Little Girl Says, " How Much Do You Weigh " ?
" Now Really, " The Mother Says, " Those Are Personal Questions
And Are Really None Of Your Business. "
Undaunted The Little Girl Asks, " Why Did You And Daddy Get A
Divorce " ?
" That's Enough Questions, Young Lady !!
Honestly " !!
The Exasperated Mother Walks Away As The Two Friends Begin
To Play.
" My Mom Won't Tell Me Anything About Her, " The Little Girl
Says To Her Friend.
" Well, " Says The Friend,
" All You Need To Do Is Look At Her DRIVER'S LICENSE.
It's Like A Report Card, It Has Everything On It. "
Later That Night The Little Girl Says To Her Mother,
" I Know How Old You Are.
You Are 32. "
The Mother Is Surprised And Asks, " How Did You Find That Out " ?
" I Also Know That You Weigh 130 Pounds. "
The Mother Is Past Surprised And Shocked Now.
" How In Heaven's Name Did You Find That Out " ?
" And, " The Little Girl Says Triumphantly, " I Know Why You And
Daddy Got A Divorce. "
" Oh Really " ?
The Mother Asks, " Why " ?
" Because You Got An F In Sex " !!
For A Play Date.
" Mommy, " The Little Girl Asks, " How Old Are You " ?
" Honey, You Are Not Supposed To Ask A Lady Her Age, "
The Mother Replied, " It's Not Polite. "
" O. K. " The Little Girl Says, " How Much Do You Weigh " ?
" Now Really, " The Mother Says, " Those Are Personal Questions
And Are Really None Of Your Business. "
Undaunted The Little Girl Asks, " Why Did You And Daddy Get A
Divorce " ?
" That's Enough Questions, Young Lady !!
Honestly " !!
The Exasperated Mother Walks Away As The Two Friends Begin
To Play.
" My Mom Won't Tell Me Anything About Her, " The Little Girl
Says To Her Friend.
" Well, " Says The Friend,
" All You Need To Do Is Look At Her DRIVER'S LICENSE.
It's Like A Report Card, It Has Everything On It. "
Later That Night The Little Girl Says To Her Mother,
" I Know How Old You Are.
You Are 32. "
The Mother Is Surprised And Asks, " How Did You Find That Out " ?
" I Also Know That You Weigh 130 Pounds. "
The Mother Is Past Surprised And Shocked Now.
" How In Heaven's Name Did You Find That Out " ?
" And, " The Little Girl Says Triumphantly, " I Know Why You And
Daddy Got A Divorce. "
" Oh Really " ?
The Mother Asks, " Why " ?
" Because You Got An F In Sex " !!
Elsiesue
LOL
JeanCarlin
lol, that was really cute! Thanks for the laugh!
oceangypsy
Oh how cute....Thanks for the laugh.
dreamsicle
Love it, 2funny.
deleted_user
Lol!
deleted_user
So cute
bgoodwin44
" Happy, You All Enjoyed " !!
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