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An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. " It's a
nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an
overnight stay ! I
didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
" This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
" But I didn't use them," she said.
'' Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. " We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
" But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
" Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, " But I
didn't use it " !
and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided
to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
" But madam, this check is for only $50.00."
" That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me,"
she replied.
" But I didn't " ! exclaims the very surprised Manager.
" Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens
70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. " It's a
nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an
overnight stay ! I
didn't even have breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
" This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
" But I didn't use them," she said.
'' Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. " We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.
" But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
" Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, " But I
didn't use it " !
and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she decided
to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.
" But madam, this check is for only $50.00."
" That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me,"
she replied.
" But I didn't " ! exclaims the very surprised Manager.
" Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens
deleted_user
Did I say......you all are so neat? This made me laugh out loud. Thankyou so much, I needed it today.
LindaJean
LOL that is priceless!!
deleted_user
Yeah, don't mess with us older women! Loved it.
oceangypsy
Loved it! lol
Elsiesue
LOL........ funny!!!!
JeanCarlin
That was just too cute, lol. I'll have to remember that!
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