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Three Men Died On Christmas Eve And Were Met By Saint Peter
At The Pearly Gates.
" In Honor Of This Holy Season, " Saint Peter Said, " You Must
Each Possess Something That Symbolizes Christmas To Get Into
Heaven. "
The First Man Fumbled Through His Pockets And Pulled Out A Lighter.
Hi Flicked It On,
" It Represents A Candle, " He Said.
" You May Pass Through The Pearly Gates, " Saint Peter Said.
The Second Man Reached Into His Pocket And Pulled Out A Set Of Keys.
He Shook Them And Said, " They Are Bells. "
Saint Peter Said, " You May Pass Through The Pearly Gates. "
The Third Man Started Searching Desperately Through His Pockets And
Finally Pulled Out A Pair Of Glasses.
St Peter Looked At The Man With A Raised Eyebrow And Asked, " And
Just What Do Those Symbolize " ?
The Man Replied, " They're Carol's " !
At The Pearly Gates.
" In Honor Of This Holy Season, " Saint Peter Said, " You Must
Each Possess Something That Symbolizes Christmas To Get Into
Heaven. "
The First Man Fumbled Through His Pockets And Pulled Out A Lighter.
Hi Flicked It On,
" It Represents A Candle, " He Said.
" You May Pass Through The Pearly Gates, " Saint Peter Said.
The Second Man Reached Into His Pocket And Pulled Out A Set Of Keys.
He Shook Them And Said, " They Are Bells. "
Saint Peter Said, " You May Pass Through The Pearly Gates. "
The Third Man Started Searching Desperately Through His Pockets And
Finally Pulled Out A Pair Of Glasses.
St Peter Looked At The Man With A Raised Eyebrow And Asked, " And
Just What Do Those Symbolize " ?
The Man Replied, " They're Carol's " !
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Love it :-) Thanks Barbara love Sharon
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Good one!
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