Mrs Ravioli Comes To Visit Her Son Anthony For Dinner.


He Lives With A Female Roommate, Maria.




During The Course Of The Meal, His Mother Couldn't Help

But Notice How Pretty Anthony's Roomate Is.




Over The Course Of The Evening, While Watching The Two

Interact, She Started To Wonder If There Was More Between

Anthony And His Roomate Than Met The Eye.




Reading His Mom's Thoughts, Anthony Volunteered, " I Know

What You Must Be Thinking, But I Assure You, Maria And I Are

Just Roomates. "




About A Week Later, Maria Came To Anthony Saying, " Ever Since

Your Mother Came To Dinner, I've Been Unable To Find The Silver

Sugar Bowl.


You Don't Suppose She Took It, Do You " ??




" Well, I Doubt It, But I'll E-Mail Her, Just To Be Sure. "


So He Sat Down And Wrote An E-Mail:




Dear MaMa,




I'm Not Saying That You, " Did " Take The Sugar Bowl From

My House; I'm Not Saying That You, " Did Not " Take It.




But The Fact Remains That It Has Been Missing Ever Since You

Were Here For Dinner.




Your Loving Son,

Anthony




Several Days Later, Anthony Received A Response E-Mail From

His MaMa Which Read:


Dear Son,




I'm Not Saying That You, " Do " Sleep With Maria, And I'm Not Saying

That You, " Do Not " Sleep With Her.


But The Fact Remains That If She Was Sleeping In Her OWN Bed, She

Would Have Found The Sugar Bowl By Now.




Your Loving MaMa








Moral:

" Never Bulla Shita Your MaMa " !