It seems this site has changed once again. Now the DS forum takesup about two thirds of the screen and the other space is for ads. I think the ads change every little bit, but there is one on there now....RIP with a $350,000 life insurance policy. I think that's just cruel!
After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Gomes." Gomes went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said: "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Green Tea!"
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.""Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends,""Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."