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One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.The doctor askes her what had happened.She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanley picked up the iron instead of the phone."Well that explains one ear, but what about the other.""The bastard called again"
Chuck the mailman, after 30 years on the same route, was retiring. On his last day, several customers on his route gave him gifts to celebrate his career. The Jones gave him a set of golf clubs, the Millers gave him a gift card for a nice restaurant. Finally he walked up to his last house. He was about to walk away when the door opened and he was greeted by a beautiful blonde in very revealing...