Don't you ever have these dreams where you wake up, and you know it was a dream, but you feel like the thing really happened? The feeling is still there, and your brain is still spinning around it? And then you meet the people involved, and it feels weird?

So I was trying to fall asleep, and my friend kept kissing me and biting me on the ear. She's teasing. I've been sex deprived. It's hot. I get horny. I'm also married. And she's a woman. So I keep saying "Stop. Stop it. Don't. Stop." etc. But she goes on. So finally I turn around, and give her a huge, long French kiss. Yum. She's in shock and stops the ear kissing and nibbling. Mission accomplished. The rest of the day, she keeps a foot away from me, just in case. I think "too bad, we could have had fun".

So then I wake up, and I am still a wee bit horny, and I feel soo weird. I know dreams are dreams and not to be taken literally, but I have to call this woman today and go see her later, and I feel too naughty. I hope a joke doesn't slip out or something.