The Funny Side Of Everything Community Group
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I'm to tired to attempt to be funny. I will post something when I'm not so tired.
I'm to tired to attempt to be funny. I will post something when I'm not so tired.
Then one day they had a chance to meet up, as the old folks were going out on a day trip.
The two complained of some sort of illness and the carers told them to stay put.
When the coach with the elders in had pulled away the couple made sure the coast was clear before slipping into the mans bedroom.
As soon as they'd taken their clothes off and got into bed the man asked the women did she like anything doing to her?
"I love to be licked down below!" came the reply.
So the man ventured downwards.
After five minutes the man came back up.
"Any wrong?" asked the women.
"Well yes there's a horrible smell and it tastes quite bad down there" said the man.
"Oh" said the women. "That must be my arthritis"
"In your Vagina?" inquired the man.
"No"answered the women. "The arthritis in my shoulder! I can't wipe my arse!!!"
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."