Women Just Are Evil By
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> A woman went up to the
> bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the
> bartender who approached her immediately. She
> seductively
> signaled that he
> should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
> caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she
> asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
> 'Actually,
> no,' he replied.
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> 'Can you get him
> for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her
> hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
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> 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the
> bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
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> 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she
> continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's
> lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth
> and allowing him to suck them gently.
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> 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to
> say.
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> 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no
> toilet paper,
> hand soap , or paper
> towels in the ladies room.'
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