The Den Community Group
Pull up a chair and put your feet up. Lie down if necessary! :)
1. So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust !
2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here !!
3. Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself !
4. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.
5. If you write in the dust, please don't date it !
6. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener !
7. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it !
8. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
9. If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.
10. Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.
11. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
12. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
13. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand !
14. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
15. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
16. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
17. My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.
18. I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.
2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here !!
3. Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself !
4. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.
5. If you write in the dust, please don't date it !
6. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener !
7. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it !
8. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
9. If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.
10. Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.
11. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.
12. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
13. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand !
14. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
15. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
16. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
17. My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.
18. I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.
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My 6mo twin DD's are EBF and just started rice cereal on the first. Everything has been going fine except this morning one of them had a diaper rash (lots of redness around her anus). I read this as one of the signs of an allergy. BUT I did just buy a different brand diaper yesterday (which they have used randomly before w/no issues). Do you think its the cereal or the diaper? Im ready to start...
20. Sometimes I wake up grumpy....most times I just let him sleep!
21. Lack of coffee will not kill you....but why take a chance?
One Shoe CAN change your Life....Cinderella
I will be kind and not say what Im thinking.....
Menu Choices:
1. Take it.
2. Leave it.
in the bathroom was a sign that said "a minute depends on which side of the door you're on" or something like that. lol!