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A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, " What will it be " ?
The man replied " A burger and a coke."
"And you " ?
" I'll have the same," the ostrich replies.
They finish their meal and pay.
" That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount.
They do this every day till Fri.
" The usual " ? she asked.
" No, today is Friday.
I'll have steak and a coke ."
" Me too." says the ostrich.
They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded.
" How is it that you always have the exact amount " ?
" Well," says the man.
" I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp.
I rubbed it and a genie appeared."
Wow " ! said the waitress.
" What did you wish for " ?
" I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket."
" Amazing !
Most people would ask for a million dollars.
But what's with the ostrich " ?
" Well," said the man.
" I also asked for a chick with long legs."
The man replied " A burger and a coke."
"And you " ?
" I'll have the same," the ostrich replies.
They finish their meal and pay.
" That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount.
They do this every day till Fri.
" The usual " ? she asked.
" No, today is Friday.
I'll have steak and a coke ."
" Me too." says the ostrich.
They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded.
" How is it that you always have the exact amount " ?
" Well," says the man.
" I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp.
I rubbed it and a genie appeared."
Wow " ! said the waitress.
" What did you wish for " ?
" I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket."
" Amazing !
Most people would ask for a million dollars.
But what's with the ostrich " ?
" Well," said the man.
" I also asked for a chick with long legs."
irocket
watch what u ask for! lmao!
deleted_user
Love it. HAHA Lisa
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