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Start the day with a giggle!

cherrychanga
cherrychanga
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL. I don't know were you find this but they are good.
Gentle Healing Hugs.
11longyears
11longyears
I see you on the big board sometimes with these little things. They always make my day start with a smile. Thanks for sharing them. Hugs
cherrychanga
cherrychanga
I'm glad you like it. I usually post them on the main board so that the newer members might get a moment of relief and know that we can still have a sense of humor!

Hugs and giggles,
Cherry
deleted_user
deleted_user
Cute, Cherry. I read the Tomato Garden to Hubby and he got a kick out of it too. Thanks
deleted_user
deleted_user
Here's one you can have. Actually true. Overheard at the local Feed Store. Names changed to protect the guilty. You gotta "read" this w/ a Southern accent.
"Did you know Mae and Fred are getting a divorce."
"Oh mercy me, Joyce, What ever happened. They've been married forever."
"She told me they had religious Differences."
"What, I didn't know that. They both go to the Baptist Chuch"
"Oh yeah. Religious differences. He thought he was God and she didn't."
irocket
irocket
Funny Cherry! Alot of times this is the only place I see/hear anything funny so I sure appreciate it!

Nealy this is funny too! I'm going to have to remember these jokes and hey I have the southern accent to go with yours! LOL