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Donations
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the beltway outside Washington,D.C. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the beltway outside Washington,D.C. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100
million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
tendonshurt
hehe haha you always make me laugh. Thanks for funny jokes.
deleted_user
I'll throw in 5 gallons!!!!!!!
Kansass
Me too!
4solace
OH! Good one!
deleted_user
lol...cute
deleted_user
LOL OUT LOAD IF THATS NOT THE TRUTH LOL HUGS LOVE MINNIE
deleted_user
Amen!!!!!!
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