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A man goes into a butchers shop. The butcher points to some beef hanging from the rack and says I bet you $10 you cant touch that meat. No thanks replies the man the steaks are to high.
I got one:
A woman walks into a butcher and asks: "How much for ground beef?" The butcher says "$5.99 a pound." The woman says: "$5.99? I can get it across the street for $1.99 a pound." The butcher replies: "So why don't you go across the street and buy it there?"
"I would" said the lady "except he is sold out of it."
The butcher laughs and says " I can sell it for $1.99 too if I'm out of it."
I bet he'd look like a Turkey jumping up there anyway. :)