Smile a While Community Group
Here is a group where we can make each other smile with positive thoughts. Jokes, inspirational thought, quotable quotes and even just a Good Morning are all appreciated. All are welcome to join.
Well, it's National Knock Knock Jokes Day. Give it your best shot. Come on and post you favourites.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Funny, thanks!
An oldie but goodie I've known since I was a kid.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we're freezing.
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