Smile a While Community Group

Here is a group where we can make each other smile with positive thoughts. Jokes, inspirational thought, quotable quotes and even just a Good Morning are all appreciated. All are welcome to join.

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Group FounderBahamaSun
BahamaSun
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”

“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.”
Group FounderBahamaSun
BahamaSun
Math teacher: A man from Los Angeles drove toward New York at 250 miles per hour and a man from New York drove toward Los Angeles at 150 m.p.h. Where did they meet?

Johnny: In jail!
Group FounderBahamaSun
BahamaSun
TEACHER: Where is your pencil, Harmon?
PUPIL: I ain't got none.
TEACHER: How many times have I told you not to say that, Harmon? Now listen: I do not have a pencil. You do not have a pencil. They do not have a pencil. Now, do you understand?
PUPIL: Not really. What happened to all the pencils?
Group FounderBahamaSun
BahamaSun
TEACHER: Rudolph, describe a synonym.
PUPIL: A word you use when you can't spell the other word.
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Good laughs!
Dejablu
Dejablu
Funny ;D
Group FounderBahamaSun
BahamaSun
TEACHER: How do you spell “crocodile”?
STUDENT : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
STUDENT : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!