1. Voter ID

Maybe MAGATS could understand abortion if they thought of it as an election, where the fetus needs to show proper ID in order to get a vote on the procedure.

2. Facts

The fact that you can spell economics, epidemiology, immigration, climate and several other words doesn't mean that you understand the topics as well as someone who has spent years studying them.

3. The Bible

Most people believe what they were taught to believe when they were too young to understand what brainwashing is. If there really was such a thing as a god, why isn’t everyone simply born with the knowledge, just as they have knowledge of sucking a tit? The more bible one reads, the less sense it makes, which is why most people are forces to “pick the cherries”. It’s so full of contradictions that only a madman could believe all of it at the same time. A god that inspires humans to write a book, in order to convince people of its existence, is an idiot.

4. The Simple Man's Guide to Politics

The Independent Voter's Guide to Modern Politics

liberal - someone who tries to talk you into doing something you don't want to do.

progressive - someone who wants to tell liberals how to be more liberal, but gets ignored.

conservative - someone who tries to talk you out of doing something you should be doing.

extremist - someone who tries to talk you into doing something you should never do.

libertarian - someone who thinks that nobody should do anything they don't want to do.

evangelical - someone who thinks that everyone should be doing exactly what the evangelicals want them to do.

capitalist - someone who wants more good things for their self, even if others don't have enough.

socialist - someone who wants good things for everyone, even if nobody gets everything they want.

Democrat - liberals, progressives, or conservatives who think that people should vote for things they want.

Republican - conservatives or evangelicals who think that only Republicans should be voting.

leftist - anarchist, atheist, or antifa

murican - gunlicker, Fox watcher, or hypocrite

flying monkey - supporter of Trump

5. Abyss vs. Void

The only way to tell the abyss from the void is to scream into it. The void doesn't echo.

6. Space Power

In a period of global warming, beaming energy from space to Earth is the equivalent of putting a gun to the Earth's head and pulling the trigger. All energy received by the planet becomes heat, eventually

7. Who, him?

A sucker is someone who supported him in 2016. A loser is someone who supported him in 2020. A traitor is someone who supports him in 2024.

8. Retirement Issue

The trouble with being retired is that there aren't enough hours in the day for all the naps you need.

9 Mysterious Ways

I sometimes wonder if God sent Trump to destroy the USA, the GOP and the Christ cult, while doing it all in His name. If not, why didn't COVID kill the fat old lecher, like it did so many others? If you lived in a county that voted for Trump, you were 40% more likely to die than people who lived in counties that voted for Biden during the years 2019-2021. So many died that life expectancy in the USA actually declined in those years. How's that for mysterious ways?

10 November 5

America, how could you be so stupid? You picked a fascist, thieving, rapist traitor to own you. You will be owned.

11 Ambition

Since nothing that I do turns out well, the less I do, the better I fare.

12 Freezing

"Frost blossoms on the windowpane, like flowers for the winter-killed. Winter is the season of remembrance, when all the summer-kind are stilled."