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I was shopping at the local supermarket the other day where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you
know that? '
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk
to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:
'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you
know that? '
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
Judy
Thank you Gene, you had my stomache muscles working out with laughter lol
Hugs of love, Angie xoxo
Super funny !!! Great one !!! LOL !!!
Hi Gene !
I sure am glad to see you with us today !
I love you & your great sense of humor !!!!!
I hope you have a great day Gene,
Many Thank yous for all of your jokes Gene,
God Bless,
Love & Hugs,
Anya