There ought to be a law that says if you have kids, you HAVE to raise them. No day care, latch key, BS etc. If you have 2 parents ONE has to stay home and see to their children. This solves the unruly kid problem, the teenage crime issues, and the unemployment issue. In the case of a single parent, the kids will be put into a Private school dormatory setting, etc, and the parent can work, and visit, and take home on the weekends.
Any Takers...

And add to that, if you can't feed them. don't breed them.

Just recently we had a restaurant open up in Pittsburgh that DOES NOT allow children under 6 yrs to be present. The local news station SEEMED surprised that SO many people turned up & EXPRESSED how tired they are of parents not minding their children while they are eating..

THEN there were the PROTESTERS who felt they had the RIGHT to be there regardless of their children's ages.

PERSONALLY ~ I feel that restaurants & other public places that want SHOULD be permitted to ban all children under whatever age they want & STILL be CONSIDERED public NOT private establishments.

THERE ought be a LAW !!

NDY

I heard about the place on my news ticker. Wife want's to go there. LOL
Be a nice leisurelly drive, don't ya think.

There is a law but it's abused. It's called the Baker Act here in FL. It's the law that allows you to be held for 72 hours against your will for psychiatric evaluation. The criteria is very simple you must be a danger to self or others. Now, explain to me how someone who thinks their friends live in trees, or talks to trees, or thinks the CIA, NSA, FBI and Ninjas is a danger to anyone? Or, someone who just dresses oddly and talking to themselves? These people are the ones who never say "I'm going to hurt/kill myself/someone else." The ones who say that obviously meet criteria. I'm talking about those who are just odd, they hear and/or see things. Sure, they may benefit from medication but that's THEIR CHOICE. Hello. This is America, land of the free. We do not force people with high blood pressure to take medication because they might have a heart attack and kill someone while driving. The chances of that are probably better than a schizophrenic who hears voices of harming anyone. Humph. And while I'm ranting it costs us buckets of money to hospitalize these folks while others who are in dire need of services and DO hurt themselves and others are denied services. Yup, there outta be a law - oh, sorry, there is.....

Here are silly laws in Pennsylvania, that lawmakers wasted taxpayers money even discussing them, let alone passing them.

PENNSYLVANIA
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

It is illegal in Pittsburgh, Penn., to sleep in a refrigerator.

The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.

In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue." (Loony Laws" by Robert Pelton)

In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer's Anti-Automobile society set up some "rules of the road." In effect, they said:

1. "Automobiles traveling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear."

2. "If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery."

3. "In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."

Florida's Silly Laws



Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

Tennessee Crazy Laws

8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.


Driving is not to be done while asleep.

You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.


You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.


No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.


In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."


Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)

Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.

LOL

"Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal" WHO would even try this???? LOL!

"It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM." How are they punished??????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!

YUMMY FROG LEGS!!!! lol

Oh God there ought to be a law that you cn't lie about 12 inches

ha ha ha, bunch, that's too cute.

That's why women aren't good with measurments, because we have been told 6 inches is really 12! :0