Don't you know those things are bad for you?
OMG, I never heard that! Thanks for letting me know!

I've had people tell me that if they saw me smoking out in public, they would punch me in the face. I hear this much more often as a general statement to all smokers, "If I see you smoking out in public, I will punch you in the face!"

This is f***ing absurd. Are people really so scared of a little smoke? Most of the times when I hear this it's in the name of safety for others (mostly children). Eh, go ahead, buddy. I'll just sue you for all you're not worth.

Holy shit Steph, is that not fucked up? Guess some people need to feel morally superior to in order to justify their love of violence - a scapegoat!
I have a great idea (maybe) - instead of a camel on a pack of cigarettes, why not put a goat? And call it...well I can't think of anything, my brain is tired today LOL must be all the smoke!

Holy Shit Steph, that is the most fucked up thing I think I've heard. I hope you never get hurt. Guess some people need to feel morally superior to someone in order to justify their love of violence -- a scapegoat! Instead of putting a camel on a pack of cigarettes, they should put a goat!

I love it when they do that Cough thing. That way over the top Cough and they give you this scowl. I just laugh at them.

On a break a few years agao I was outside smoking. It was away from the door and it was a smoking spot, ashtrays were right there. There were also some tables and chairs too. And a really fat guy eating his home made lunch.

So a friend and I are smoking, not talking just hanging out, and he keeps looking over at us. Mind you he is eating his luch at the smoking spot.

He keeps looking over and sighing all lound and shit, like I give a fuck. It was getting on my nerves because we cant smoke inside because of assholes like him. So he can go eat his fucking lunch somewhere else. Anyway.

Finaly he says all lound, "This SUCKS" and starts packing his luch. Me being the asshole that I am I said to him, "Have your mother pack you a better lunch next time." This man was in his forties.

He got pissed and tried to start some shit. I told him, "Dont start any shit with me you might have a heart attack." So me saying that shit to him is no different than him acting all pissy about my smoking. Fuck those people...I cant even smoke in the bar anymore! I have to have someone watch my drink so some wierd doesnt spike it or something...LOL.

I love those pepole though, they are the salt of the earth.

"Don't you know smoking causes breast cancer??" (oddly, I've gotten this more than once)
-Usually I reply with "try the organ below the breasts"

Whodoesshethinksheis: I guess some people are just walking lawsuits waiting to happen. The funniest part is that the people who have said this type of thing to me are completely unimpressed by our height/ weight/ size/ gender differences. Takes a big man to threaten the tiny, short girl. :|

Steph, kick em' squuaaa in the nuuuuttsss...lol.

haven't had anything crude said to me but today when I was in the lawyer's office getting my will updated, one of the lawyers came out to the waiting area with a can of Lysol and spraying in the area saying...that cigarette smoke is terrible.....no smoking allowed period in that building....IF she smelled smoke, it darn sure was from cigs!!!
I just gave her my nastiest smirk, next time I'll be very sure I smoke a LOT right b4 going in there so she really needs her d** Lysol!!!!

LOL immarcie you do that!

I once had a fuckin' parking lot attendant make exaggerated coughing sounds and movements when I pulled up to give him my ticket. All the car fumes this guy breathes? You gotta be kiddin' me
Didn't say anything back but gave him a big smile, with a bit of a laugh thrown in

A comment, and the LOOK, I get most often is.."ohh..i didn't know YOU smoked.."
(well I knooow it's obviously my choice, and also, now know ur a dick! Lol )

I had a guy in a store say, "Smoking is terrible for your complexion. You will get so many wrinkles. Of course, for you it would take about a hundred years." with a flirty smile
Harassing me about my smoking, and hitting on me? Oh yeah, works every time! LOL

Wow. I think this guy really cracked the secret to gettin' the ladies.

I think we should all smoke with PRIDE, sucking in hard and blowing out hard 'till our heads explode out of spite - news story says she died of spite, too many suspects to count

I remember I was in outpatient we had lunch breaks and we had to go outside to the cafeteria. We smoked along the way of course. Hell we were formal mental patients right. And somebody said to this older lady in our group, what's your problem or some shit like that and she said, "We're crazy leave us alone" LOL