One day a little girl wanted to know the orgins of her family... So she decided to get the facts from her parents.
"Mom, where did our family come from?"
"They came from the first two humans, Adam and Eve and eventually our family was created."
The girl took this into consideration and decided to confirm this with her dad's side of the story. "Dad, where did our family come from?"
"We were created by monkeys who once lived in Africa."
The girl was now really confused, so she went back to her mother. "Mom, dad said our family was a bunch of monkeys."
"Oh, that's his side of the family."

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