Some army paratroopers were testing parachutes. up in the plane they became bored. one guy says to the other, hey, i got an apple left over from lunch, lets throw that down... and they did. The other says hey i got an orange, lets throw that down, and they did. Another says hey guys, i got this old grenade, had it for years, its a total dud. lets throw that down too.

well the plane lands and as they walk home they see a little girl crying.
hey hunny, why are you crying, what is wrong?
sniffling she replies how an apple fell out the sky and hit her in the head.

the men bow their heads and walk away...

next they see a little boy crying, who informs them of his fears of falling oranges...

they look at each other with sideways glances and walk on.

Next they find this old lady, laughing and laughing...
they ask why and she replies,

I FARTED AND MY HOUSE BLEW UP!!!!!