8 things you'll never hear a man say...
8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.
8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.
bonusjack
Does this make my butt look big?
bonusjack
Which shade of pink looks better on me?
soapy16
Let me stop up here and get directions.
Dave17
You know... I'm not sure about this. What does it mean that I've said pretty close to 8 out of 8? I never watched melrose place.
anneccleaver
What questions should I be asking you? Can I dress up for you? Do you like to play an instrument? How about we start a band? Do you want to go on a journey with me? If you had one wish what would it be?
anneccleaver
last two: What would give you hope? What do you consider romantic?
anneccleaver
*what gives you hope and motivates you?
anneccleaver
well I guess both would apply LOL because hope is not in any sentences that have ever been flung at me.
marilyn4342
Funny!
Heidiclark
i feel more in touch with my feelings.
marilyn4342
Honey, I wrong! I'm sorry!
Heidiclark
I love using soap when I wash my hands.
Heavensburden
I think some men do say these things, but it gave me a healthy laugh tonight. :)
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