Myasthenia Gravis Support Group
Myasthenia gravis (MG) is a neuromuscular disease leading to fluctuating muscle weakness and fatiguability. The hallmark of myasthenia gravis is muscle weakness that increases during periods of activity and improves after periods of rest. Although myasthenia gravis may affect any voluntary muscle, muscles that control eye and eyelid movement, facial expression, and...
REST is a four letter word!
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With very powerful implications......
I should learn not to underestimate it.......
Thanks!
Calmday
A Norwegian, a Polish man and German man were finishing up the construction on the top floor of the Foshay Tower. At lunch time, the men dangled their legs off a girder and opened their lunch pails.
The Polish man bemoaned that he had Polish sausage for lunch. Day in and day out, Polish sausage was his lunch. He said if he had Polish sausage for lunch the next day, he would leap to his death off the top of the building.
The German man opened up his lunch pail and bemoaned that he had bratwurst for lunch. Day in and day out, bratwurst was his lunch. The German man agreed with the Polish man and he said if he had bratwurst for lunch the next day, he would leap to his death off the top of the building.
The Norwegian man opened up his lunch pail and wailed peanut butter and yelly!!! Day in and day out, peanut butter yelly was his lunch. He said if he had peanut butter and yelly for lunch the next day, he too, would leap to his death off the top of the building.
The next day, as predicted, all three had their cursed lunches and they all leapt to their deaths.
At the funeral, the wives of the fallen men were heartbroken. The wife of the Polish man said if she had known he had hated Polish sausage, she would have packed something else. The wife of the German man agreed. She would have packed him a different lunch as well. And Lena said, I dont understand, Ole packed his own lunches.
.NOW...
ISOLATED...LIGHT SHOWERS WILL CONTINUE TO DEVELOP ACROSS THE AREA
THROUGH THE EARLY EVENING...WITH AN ISOLATED THUNDERSTORM POSSIBLE
IN NORTHEAST TENNESSEE AND SOUTHWEST VIRGINIA. THE SHOWERS WILL
MOVE NORTHEAST AT AROUND 10 MPH. WHERE RAIN OCCURS...RAINFALL
AMOUNTS WILL AVERAGE A TENTH OF AN INCH PER HOUR. HOWEVER...HEAVIER
AMOUNTS OF UP TO AN INCH ARE POSSIBLE IN ANY STRONGER STORMS.
OK, so it might not rain, but if it does, the ground will get wet, and if rains harder, the ground will get wetter. Cracks me up every time. b.
For a wealthy out-of-state customer, named Richie.
Richie's new boat - was a beauty.
Classic lines, and it cut the water like a knife.
Well, one Thursday night? Richie calls Bert, all in a panic.
He says: ''Bert, I've been bragging about this boat, for months.''
''Now my CEO says to me: Well, ok then! Let's go for a ride!''
''And Bert - we'll be there, this Saturday morning!''
''Will she - be ready?''
(In Maine: all ocean-going craft - carry a woman's name.)
(The ocean is dangerous, and women are more reliable.)
Bert says, ''Well she's all ready, but the radar's not arrived, yet.''
''And Richie, my gawd. You know how the fog can be, up he-ah.''
Richie says, ''Bert - now don't worry. We'll just do the best we can.''
Well, mid-morning Saturday? Richie & the CEO - show right up.
And the whole Coast is socked right in.
Dense fog - as thick as pea soup.
Reluctantly, Bert warms up the engine.
Looking sadly, at his beautiful workmanship.
Richie meanwhile, nervously starts to cast off.
When he looks up, he sees?
Bert! Dragging - a heavy burlap bag, down the dock.
Richie says, ''What's that, Bert?''
Bert says, ''Well, Richie? I'm just giving you - a little help.''
''This here, is a 50-pound sack - of Aroostook's biggest potatoes.''
Richie: ''Well that's lovely, Bert.''
''But kinda odd, for a launch-party, isn't it?''
Bert says: ''Oh no, Richie.''
''You put your friend there, right up on the bow.''
''Every 10-seconds, you have him chuck a big potato, dead ahead.''
''And have him listen real hard, for a nice big splash.''
''Now Richie, here's the important part.''
When your boss - chucks that mon-stah potato?
And there's no big splash?''
''Turn! Turn real hard!''
B. life is not a spectator sport.
Will
It is the only way to survive this.
Ann
Ollie