Myasthenia Gravis Support Group
Myasthenia gravis (MG) is a neuromuscular disease leading to fluctuating muscle weakness and fatiguability. The hallmark of myasthenia gravis is muscle weakness that increases during periods of activity and improves after periods of rest. Although myasthenia gravis may affect any voluntary muscle, muscles that control eye and eyelid movement, facial expression, and...
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When fish swim in schools, who helps out the teacher?
the herring aid
Why is a rabbit's nose always shiney?
because she has her powder puff at the wrong end
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark hives
What do hippopotamuses have that no other animals have?
baby hippopotamuses
If a man married a princess what would he be?
her husband
I know you can do better than this! b.
When fish swim in schools, who helps out the teacher?
the herring aid
Why is a rabbit's nose always shiney?
because she has her powder puff at the wrong end
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark hives
What do hippopotamuses have that no other animals have?
baby hippopotamuses
If a man married a princess what would he be?
her husband
I know you can do better than this! b.
Ole is getting ready to celebrate his 50th anniversary and Sven says,
"Vhat are you going to do for
your anniversary?"
Ole says "Vell, for my 20th
anniversary I took Lena to Norvay".
Sven says, "Dats nice, so vhat
are you going to do to top dat?"
Ole says, "I tink I'll go pick her up."
living in northern Minnesota.
She said that since early this morning the snow
has been nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
Her husband, Ole, has done nothing but look
through the kitchen window and just stare.
She says that if it gets much worse,
she may have to let him in.
Because it had a hard drive!
I love you guys.
Sorry I am late, here is mine, BUT IT IS A LITTLE OFF COLOR.
It's a true story about a mammogramm, it's a joke because it's mine.
I was thinking last week as I went to the first one in seven years how much weight I have put on.
When I was in my twenties, I would do a self exam in the mirror and they were right where they should be.
When I was in my fourties, if I held my arms up high, they were where they should be.
Now in my fifties, I have to stand on my head, but then I can't see or breath. Haaa ha haha
Sorry mine are always the questionable ones. It just made me think of that when I went to my appt. As you can tell, I like to laugh at myself, then no body else has to. lol
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John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a very dark night, in the midst of a big storm.
The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.
John , desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door....
Only to realize? There was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly.. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching.
Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel.
John , paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
A few miles on, John saw the lights of a pub appear. Gathering his strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to the pub. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about his ghostly adventure.
A silence enveloped the pub - when everybody realized he was crying ... And wasn't drunk.
Suddenly the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. Like John, they were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other ...
''Look Paddy! There's that idiot - that got in the car - while we were pushing it!''