Myasthenia Gravis Support Group
Myasthenia gravis (MG) is a neuromuscular disease leading to fluctuating muscle weakness and fatiguability. The hallmark of myasthenia gravis is muscle weakness that increases during periods of activity and improves after periods of rest. Although myasthenia gravis may affect any voluntary muscle, muscles that control eye and eyelid movement, facial expression, and...
George had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to George:
George walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. George said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked George what he had....
He said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked George what he had. George said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave George a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found George sitting patiently in the nude and asked George what he had.
George said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
George said, 'Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em?
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to George:
George walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. George said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked George what he had....
He said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked George what he had. George said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave George a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found George sitting patiently in the nude and asked George what he had.
George said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
George said, 'Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em?
I finally got my head together. Now my body is falling apart.
The world only beats a path to your door - when you're in the bathroom.
It's not hard to meet expenses - they're everywhere!
Funny - I don't remember being absent-minded.
Funny - I don't remember being absent-minded.
(Did I send this message to you before?)
There is Wite Out on the screen!