Myasthenia Gravis Support Group
Myasthenia gravis (MG) is a neuromuscular disease leading to fluctuating muscle weakness and fatiguability. The hallmark of myasthenia gravis is muscle weakness that increases during periods of activity and improves after periods of rest. Although myasthenia gravis may affect any voluntary muscle, muscles that control eye and eyelid movement, facial expression, and...
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A playgoer was seen walking out of a theater during intermission. He was asked why he was leaving.
"Well," he answered, "I've just seen the first act, and I'm sure the fellow who wrote that also wrote the other two.
Horsepower was much safer when only horses had it.
"What position do you play on the football team?"
"Oh, sort of crouched and bent over."
Aside: I saw an ad yesterday:
Remote Monitoring and Support.
Backup and Disaster Recovery.
No it wasn't for the Myasthenia Gravis Support Group, it was for a technology compnay.
But it could have been. On Ross's page, no less.
I M OK. b.
A playgoer was seen walking out of a theater during intermission. He was asked why he was leaving.
"Well," he answered, "I've just seen the first act, and I'm sure the fellow who wrote that also wrote the other two.
Horsepower was much safer when only horses had it.
"What position do you play on the football team?"
"Oh, sort of crouched and bent over."
Aside: I saw an ad yesterday:
Remote Monitoring and Support.
Backup and Disaster Recovery.
No it wasn't for the Myasthenia Gravis Support Group, it was for a technology compnay.
But it could have been. On Ross's page, no less.
I M OK. b.
Lena says, "You were driving, the driver always takes the keys."
"Well," says Ole, "It doesn't much matter, the question is what are we going to do about it."
Lena says, "I don't know, but we better come up with something fast because it looks like rain, and you had to go and leave the top down."
Please do not quit the friday jokes. I think we all need them.
Ollie
There was a senior in high school going to prom.
He went to pick up his Tux, there was a huge line
So he waited patiently, and waited.
He went to buy his corsage, there was a huge line
So he waited patiently, and waited and waited.
He went to rent a limonsine , there was a huge line
So he waited patiently, and waited, and waited, and waited.
He finally got to the dance with his date and she said she would like a drink, so he went to the line for drinks.
And guess what, THERE WAS NO PUNCH LINE!
Haaaaa ha ha ha ha!!!!