Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?



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Why does a round pizza
come in a square box?

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What disease did
cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie,
but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular
and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse
drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island
can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect
while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money
to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn,
and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons?
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Why does the Alphabet song and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the
two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid
when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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