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Things that make you go hmmmmm......

deb727
deb727
Just a few questions I've always wondered about...

1. What would happen if you put your C: drive in the recycle bin and then emptied it?

2. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

3.Why are they called "apart"ments when they're all stuck together?

4. If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?

5. If a person with split personalities barricades themselves in their home, is it a hostage situation?

I know, I know, I have too much time on my hands today....
TexasMS
TexasMS
If mrcoffee did not mention the sister, would feisty have gotten it?
deleted_user
deleted_user
And I thought I was the only person that thought about things like that! :)
deb727
deb727
LOL, just try actually asking someone these questions. My husband says my mind must be going 100 mph all the time.
deleted_user
deleted_user
My husband just thinks up more weird questions like those, when I mention that to him.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Here's one of my favorites: If you didn't know how old you were, how old would you be?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Just ask them if they know the sound of one hand clapping? ...SLAP
LarryLDN
LarryLDN
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment; but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why is palindrome not one?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Have you been watching old Steven Wright stand up? My favorite!
deleted_user
deleted_user
the early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

hard work pays off later but lazy pays off now.
deb727
deb727
Steven Wright, Gallagher, and my own warped mind, lol.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Tirst of all, thanks for the belly laughs. I see someone was an Arsenio watcher. He used to say that all the time. & bonster, ditto on the Steven Wright reference. He kills me. back in his standup days, he said one time that he liked to tease his plants by watering them with dry ice. Something else about an acid trip, when his house starting running after he mistakenly put his car keys in his front door. (he took it for a ride). Now, he's just the "guy on the couch" in halfbaked. LOL
Don't get me started...LMAO
CASMIRA
CASMIRA
All right this is too much thinking .... funny but I already have too brain farts naturally...hahaha...loved #4 and #5...love great jokes/thoughts/sayings....ciao!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
The other day we got snow and they anounced that the city busses are running 30minutes late. I looked at my husband and said "doesn't that make them ontime?"
deb727
deb727
Just one more, then I'll quit for the night....Why are there picture signs pointing the way to the local library?
deleted_user
deleted_user
lol so u can check out picture books...ok bad joke lmao....but I enjoyed reading this thread;)

Hugs
Morgaine
finally some people who thing like I do ;)