When she starts a sentance....Jeeees

This looks like a good place to post this one......

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie. 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'she came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-shit.'


I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read this, lol.

heh heh heh...okay here is another one...grin...


Subject: Man of the House
>
> The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be
> the Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
> demanded, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house
> and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and, when
> I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
> kind
> of sex that I want." "After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I
> can relax. You will wash my back AND towel me dry AND bring me my robe.
> Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
> going to dress me and comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The fuckin'
> funeral director would be my guess!
>

holy shit heather, that's a good one!

I hear this joke recently. This old Jewish guy walks up to this man on the street and says, "Morty, oh boy, have you changed. You used to be a slim guy, now you're fat. And my God, you used to be a greater dresser, and now look at you, you're walking around in these rags. Tsk, Tsk, and Morty, you used to be really tall and now you're short, such a shame. Oy vey."
The fella turns to the old man and says, "My name isn't Morty, it's Frank."
The old Jewish guy puts his hand over his mouth and says, "Oh, Morty, you changed your name too?"