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So, here's the story!
I came home, after one of the worst days of my life! I'm let them out back to potty! Well, Chaser--the one that is my service dog, had been in the van with me when I was out! He had ran to pee apparently & had darted in the door as I ran to pee myself! Well, I guess he decided to let himself out again! So, he hit the door somehow & opened it I guess??? I'm on the toilet so I don't really know??? Anyway, somehow the screen door got opened, some of the dogs darted in, & then the others were trying to run back & dart in too! Well, when PAINT darted in the door, somehow his front paw got stuck in it!? I'm assuming that when he came in & darted my way that he turned around & tried to hit the door & dart back out??? Again! I'm on the toilet so I can only guess about the facts here!? :) And, he was trying to run back out I guess, while the others were trying to dart back in!?
So, anyway, I hear all this horrible noise going on & this blood curtling scream coming from the kitchen! It's obvious to me that somebody is in some horrible painful situation!? I don't know if another dog is killing it for some reason, or if it's bitten into something--ie wiring, or something horrible like that or what! They were ALL supposed to be outside pottying while I"m pottying!!! NOT in the house!!! Well, I had just started peeing--and, OMG it felt soooo damned good!!! :)
Well, so, obviously one of my other dearly beloved dogs is in some kind of horrible situation & is hurt or hurting really bad!!! All I know is, pee or not I got to get to my dog!!! See what the trouble is & help it!!! So, I jump up off the toilet & try to stop peeing!!! :) And, trying to pull my pants up while I'm running from the bathroom to the kitchen! Well, the pee wouldn't turn off!!! :) So, NOW, I'm running through my bedroom to the kitchen peeing all over myself & trying like hell to get it to stop!!! And, trying to get my damned pants up--while I'm trying to run!!!! Well, I couldn't stop my pee or get my damned pants up for nothing!!!! LOL :)
So, I just keep going, cause the dog is still screaming his head off!!! Well, as I turn the kitchen doorway I can see that his foot is trapped in the door! The others hit the door from the other side & slammed it shut on his foot/toes!!! His foot/toes are now stuck in the door jam! And, the others are still ramming the door from the other side--further adding to the pain & making it impossible to get his foot out!!!
In the mean time, the ones on this side have started to attack him & are now trying to kill him! Because dogs always attack weakness! And, now that he is screaming they are attacking him! They really did not attack him so much until I got there! Then, they think that I am attacking him & that he is attacking me--which he now is because he's screaming in pain & he thinks that I am there to attack him like the other dogs are doing--& so they come to what they think is my rescue, therefore attacking him! And, he's trying to fight back & defend himself while trying to get his foot out of the door--with the others outside are still battering the door from the other side sending him into further pain each time they do this!!!
So, now, here's the picture so far! I stumbled all the way to the door trying to pull my pants up & pissing all over myself! Then, I get to him, & I try like hell to get him out! But the door is stuck! And, the others keep hitting against it from the other side therefore making it worse for him & ME!!! And, he is in extreme pain & is screaming his head off, & they won't get off of him or quit hitting the door from the other side! Because NOW, they are in a hightened state of excitement & are trying to attack him through the door from the other side! So, I'm having to yell at them to get the hell off the door & shut the hell up, so I can work here!
And, PAINT is having to defend himself from the others & is in pain!!!! And, a lot of it! So, as soon as I had gotten there to try & get him out he started biting me! Not real bad! He didn't bring blood! But, I thought he was going to! Now, I'm standing here with my nacked ass in the mist of a dog fight & him bitting at me/my body, while I"m also still pissing on my freaking self!!!!! :)
Then, Chaser & Manny got into a fight right behind us, because their in that high excited state! And, I had just had to knock one or both of them off of Paint! So, I'm trying to continue to work through all his bites to my hands to release him from the door! Cause this is causing all the trouble! And, now, with one hand I got to reach & grab the broom with the other & bop the other 2 with the broom to get them to stop killing each other while I'm working to free Paint!
In the midst of all that, his brother runs over & attacks him & is trying kill him! So, I got to try to grab him off & stop him from killing his brother with the one hand while bopping the other 2 with the broom with the other hand!!! And, I'm still pouring the piss all over myself while all this is going on! And, my pants are still down! And, in the midst of it all I'm still reaching here & there trying to get my damned pants up!!!
I was in a severe state of depression because I had just lost & burried 3 pups that I had fought so very hard to save! I just started crying like a baby & had to yell like hell at them to even get over all the noise!!! My neighbors must have surely thought somebody was dying up here for sure!!!??? :)
So, finally, in the midst of me bopping the other 2 & taring off his brother & continueing to beat & pull the others off of him--while trying to free him & pull up my pants at the same time--he somehow manages to rip his own foot lose!!! So, I get all the fighting stopped--finally!!! And, now, I'm just such a wreck!!!
All of this right on top of me being sooo very hurt, & sooo very depressed & destraught over the fresh loss!!! I mean, I didn'tt even have them burried yet & had to take on that horrible task the next day! ! So, all this stress on top of all that & being horrified at the thought of another one of my beloved dogs being hurt & needing care, & him screaming in pain like that & being stuck in the door jam for soooo long--what seemed like an eternity to me!!!??? But, was just a matter of a few minutes!
I am sooooo stressed out! And, this was the icing on the cake!!! I am just bawling my eyes out & yelling at them to just please shut the hell up & behave themselves & just give me a break!!!??? So, it's over now, but, now, I'm standing there bawling & crying my eyes out & giving them a sermon over their obnocious behavior, while the pee is finally finishing running down all over me, my legs & my pants & underware & while my pants & underware are still down I might add!!!!
So, I get them under control & give them a sermon from hell on their awful & stressful behavior!!! So, now, I realize I got to take care of my own naked pissy situation!!! :) And, so I head to the bathroom to clean myself up & to change clothes--pants & underware! And, of course their all looking & acting to me now like--What the hell's your problem? And, what the hell are you standing there naked pissing on yourself for??? Don't you humans usually use the toilet??? :) Like they didn't do a damned thing wrong & can't possibly see why I'm so damned upset with them!?
Which even further annoyed me!!! :)
Then, finally, I'm cleaned up & changed & figure well, I'd better get the mop & clean up any of MY PEE that might now be strung from my bathroom, all the way through my bedroom, & all the way across my kitchen to my back door!!!!
And, somewhere in the midst of entering the kitchen & thinking & picturing the whole occurance I just stop in my tracks & just think OMG if all this had been on tape it'd be on YOUTUBE right now!? And, so I couldn't help it!? I just burst into uncontrollable laughter about the whole damned situation!!!!!! I was laughing my ass off & crying all at the same time!!!!!
So, from this, I learned several things:
1) Since my hysterectomy, apparently in an EM situation if I try to stand straight up off the toilet & stop my pee--apparently that has been altered & will not happen or stop! Because do the hysterectomy my pluming has now been altered! So, I'm going to piss all over myself! LOL :) I might as well know that & face it now! :)
2) Even though it added a thousand degrees of new stress to the fire, it was also a much needed release for the tragedy of just losing 3 dearly beloved dogs, so horribly, & tragically, senselessly! It was the release that I needed to let go of my pent up grief , anger, & bad feelings!
3) A horrible situation can produce great humor!
4) Humor can release a horrible situation & help you begin to heal!
5) I could have gotten bitten someplace private & that was a very scary thought & situation! Thank God I didn't get my woo woo torn up in the process! LOL :)
6) Dealing with a dog fight is scary enough & stressful enough, w/o having your pants down & pissing all over yourself in the process!!!!
7) Trying to stop pissing all over yourself & pull your damned pants up in that kind of situation is impossible! Or damned near it! :)
8) Being naked & pissing all over yourself in the midst of all that really sucks!!!!!! And, if there was ever a sign of the fact that I'm getting old--THIS IS IT!!!! :)
9) THANK GOD--PAINT & HIS FOOT ARE TOTALLY OKAY!!!!
10) NO ONE GOT HURT!
11) STRESSFUL OR NOT--THIS WAS JUST DAMNED FUNNY IN THE END!!!!!! LOL :) AND, I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT IT EVERY TIME I NOW THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
12) THANK GOD I CAN LAUGH AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, have a great day! Laugh at my expense! And, know that however bad your day is, unless it's reached this point, it's pretty good & your doing pretty well!!!!!! LOL :)
I came home, after one of the worst days of my life! I'm let them out back to potty! Well, Chaser--the one that is my service dog, had been in the van with me when I was out! He had ran to pee apparently & had darted in the door as I ran to pee myself! Well, I guess he decided to let himself out again! So, he hit the door somehow & opened it I guess??? I'm on the toilet so I don't really know??? Anyway, somehow the screen door got opened, some of the dogs darted in, & then the others were trying to run back & dart in too! Well, when PAINT darted in the door, somehow his front paw got stuck in it!? I'm assuming that when he came in & darted my way that he turned around & tried to hit the door & dart back out??? Again! I'm on the toilet so I can only guess about the facts here!? :) And, he was trying to run back out I guess, while the others were trying to dart back in!?
So, anyway, I hear all this horrible noise going on & this blood curtling scream coming from the kitchen! It's obvious to me that somebody is in some horrible painful situation!? I don't know if another dog is killing it for some reason, or if it's bitten into something--ie wiring, or something horrible like that or what! They were ALL supposed to be outside pottying while I"m pottying!!! NOT in the house!!! Well, I had just started peeing--and, OMG it felt soooo damned good!!! :)
Well, so, obviously one of my other dearly beloved dogs is in some kind of horrible situation & is hurt or hurting really bad!!! All I know is, pee or not I got to get to my dog!!! See what the trouble is & help it!!! So, I jump up off the toilet & try to stop peeing!!! :) And, trying to pull my pants up while I'm running from the bathroom to the kitchen! Well, the pee wouldn't turn off!!! :) So, NOW, I'm running through my bedroom to the kitchen peeing all over myself & trying like hell to get it to stop!!! And, trying to get my damned pants up--while I'm trying to run!!!! Well, I couldn't stop my pee or get my damned pants up for nothing!!!! LOL :)
So, I just keep going, cause the dog is still screaming his head off!!! Well, as I turn the kitchen doorway I can see that his foot is trapped in the door! The others hit the door from the other side & slammed it shut on his foot/toes!!! His foot/toes are now stuck in the door jam! And, the others are still ramming the door from the other side--further adding to the pain & making it impossible to get his foot out!!!
In the mean time, the ones on this side have started to attack him & are now trying to kill him! Because dogs always attack weakness! And, now that he is screaming they are attacking him! They really did not attack him so much until I got there! Then, they think that I am attacking him & that he is attacking me--which he now is because he's screaming in pain & he thinks that I am there to attack him like the other dogs are doing--& so they come to what they think is my rescue, therefore attacking him! And, he's trying to fight back & defend himself while trying to get his foot out of the door--with the others outside are still battering the door from the other side sending him into further pain each time they do this!!!
So, now, here's the picture so far! I stumbled all the way to the door trying to pull my pants up & pissing all over myself! Then, I get to him, & I try like hell to get him out! But the door is stuck! And, the others keep hitting against it from the other side therefore making it worse for him & ME!!! And, he is in extreme pain & is screaming his head off, & they won't get off of him or quit hitting the door from the other side! Because NOW, they are in a hightened state of excitement & are trying to attack him through the door from the other side! So, I'm having to yell at them to get the hell off the door & shut the hell up, so I can work here!
And, PAINT is having to defend himself from the others & is in pain!!!! And, a lot of it! So, as soon as I had gotten there to try & get him out he started biting me! Not real bad! He didn't bring blood! But, I thought he was going to! Now, I'm standing here with my nacked ass in the mist of a dog fight & him bitting at me/my body, while I"m also still pissing on my freaking self!!!!! :)
Then, Chaser & Manny got into a fight right behind us, because their in that high excited state! And, I had just had to knock one or both of them off of Paint! So, I'm trying to continue to work through all his bites to my hands to release him from the door! Cause this is causing all the trouble! And, now, with one hand I got to reach & grab the broom with the other & bop the other 2 with the broom to get them to stop killing each other while I'm working to free Paint!
In the midst of all that, his brother runs over & attacks him & is trying kill him! So, I got to try to grab him off & stop him from killing his brother with the one hand while bopping the other 2 with the broom with the other hand!!! And, I'm still pouring the piss all over myself while all this is going on! And, my pants are still down! And, in the midst of it all I'm still reaching here & there trying to get my damned pants up!!!
I was in a severe state of depression because I had just lost & burried 3 pups that I had fought so very hard to save! I just started crying like a baby & had to yell like hell at them to even get over all the noise!!! My neighbors must have surely thought somebody was dying up here for sure!!!??? :)
So, finally, in the midst of me bopping the other 2 & taring off his brother & continueing to beat & pull the others off of him--while trying to free him & pull up my pants at the same time--he somehow manages to rip his own foot lose!!! So, I get all the fighting stopped--finally!!! And, now, I'm just such a wreck!!!
All of this right on top of me being sooo very hurt, & sooo very depressed & destraught over the fresh loss!!! I mean, I didn'tt even have them burried yet & had to take on that horrible task the next day! ! So, all this stress on top of all that & being horrified at the thought of another one of my beloved dogs being hurt & needing care, & him screaming in pain like that & being stuck in the door jam for soooo long--what seemed like an eternity to me!!!??? But, was just a matter of a few minutes!
I am sooooo stressed out! And, this was the icing on the cake!!! I am just bawling my eyes out & yelling at them to just please shut the hell up & behave themselves & just give me a break!!!??? So, it's over now, but, now, I'm standing there bawling & crying my eyes out & giving them a sermon over their obnocious behavior, while the pee is finally finishing running down all over me, my legs & my pants & underware & while my pants & underware are still down I might add!!!!
So, I get them under control & give them a sermon from hell on their awful & stressful behavior!!! So, now, I realize I got to take care of my own naked pissy situation!!! :) And, so I head to the bathroom to clean myself up & to change clothes--pants & underware! And, of course their all looking & acting to me now like--What the hell's your problem? And, what the hell are you standing there naked pissing on yourself for??? Don't you humans usually use the toilet??? :) Like they didn't do a damned thing wrong & can't possibly see why I'm so damned upset with them!?
Which even further annoyed me!!! :)
Then, finally, I'm cleaned up & changed & figure well, I'd better get the mop & clean up any of MY PEE that might now be strung from my bathroom, all the way through my bedroom, & all the way across my kitchen to my back door!!!!
And, somewhere in the midst of entering the kitchen & thinking & picturing the whole occurance I just stop in my tracks & just think OMG if all this had been on tape it'd be on YOUTUBE right now!? And, so I couldn't help it!? I just burst into uncontrollable laughter about the whole damned situation!!!!!! I was laughing my ass off & crying all at the same time!!!!!
So, from this, I learned several things:
1) Since my hysterectomy, apparently in an EM situation if I try to stand straight up off the toilet & stop my pee--apparently that has been altered & will not happen or stop! Because do the hysterectomy my pluming has now been altered! So, I'm going to piss all over myself! LOL :) I might as well know that & face it now! :)
2) Even though it added a thousand degrees of new stress to the fire, it was also a much needed release for the tragedy of just losing 3 dearly beloved dogs, so horribly, & tragically, senselessly! It was the release that I needed to let go of my pent up grief , anger, & bad feelings!
3) A horrible situation can produce great humor!
4) Humor can release a horrible situation & help you begin to heal!
5) I could have gotten bitten someplace private & that was a very scary thought & situation! Thank God I didn't get my woo woo torn up in the process! LOL :)
6) Dealing with a dog fight is scary enough & stressful enough, w/o having your pants down & pissing all over yourself in the process!!!!
7) Trying to stop pissing all over yourself & pull your damned pants up in that kind of situation is impossible! Or damned near it! :)
8) Being naked & pissing all over yourself in the midst of all that really sucks!!!!!! And, if there was ever a sign of the fact that I'm getting old--THIS IS IT!!!! :)
9) THANK GOD--PAINT & HIS FOOT ARE TOTALLY OKAY!!!!
10) NO ONE GOT HURT!
11) STRESSFUL OR NOT--THIS WAS JUST DAMNED FUNNY IN THE END!!!!!! LOL :) AND, I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT IT EVERY TIME I NOW THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
12) THANK GOD I CAN LAUGH AT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, have a great day! Laugh at my expense! And, know that however bad your day is, unless it's reached this point, it's pretty good & your doing pretty well!!!!!! LOL :)
I used to have this little Pigmy Goat named Thundewithe! That's an Aussie name! And, he would watch me on the lawnmower & then when I'd get off I'd catch him standing in the seat with his back hoofs & then he had the front ones on the steering wheel trying to drive the damned thing!
Then he saw my son riding his bike & when my son got off the goat jumped on the seat & tried to put his hoofs on the handle bars, trying to ride it like my son! They are always trying to immitate what they see us do & that is amusing!
Paint saw a commercial last night where they were throwing a ball down the beach & these dog were running after it! He spring up on the bed & ran & jumped up in the air trying to run after the ball & the other dogs! And, he just kept staring at the tv & trying to figure out where that ball & those other dogs ran off to!?
And, when I put in my hunting dog training video, with the guy & the dog/s, my dogs will sit & watch it with me & try to get to that other dog! And, one time one of my dogs, he'd see the dog run one way on the tv, & he'd run across in front of the tv & look for it to come out the other side of the tv, & then he'd run back across with it to the other side & look for it over there! He couldn't figure out where that dog was at!?
Intelligent dogs really like to watch tv, esp... the dog stations, or shows! Back when I had cable I'd leave Animal Planet on for my dogs to watch while I was gone!?