Sit and Spin, wench!! Just concerned for your welfare. Who said it??

You come up with impossible stuff, my brain remains fried.

Hey Shels, as you can see, I have started taunting and harassing atticus. She keeps trying to become a Snarkette, but is still on probation. Let me know when you think she is ready for the both us. Love ya babe.

Would you rather?

Bowels IN or Bowels OUT?? You have to choose one, and yes, there would be anesthetic.

I don't know that one Atticus! You're too good for us. Answer please.

Look....look at the moon.....it's Cosmo's moon.

I guess that was a little obscure though it is one of the best movies ever! The Lion in Winter with Peter O'Toole and Katherine Hepburn. Also Timothy Dalton (later to become James Bond) and Anthony Hopkins -pre Hannibal Lector of course.

Look....look at the moon.....it's Cosmo's moon. -Oh, Shel -one of my all time favorites Moonstruck.
You got a love bite on your neck..-

How about -Biggest one in three counties!

I have nothing intelligent to contribute.

Hey Shels, Atticus wants to join us as Snarkettes. She is aware of our brutal initiation requisites, and is snarking pretty well. I hope you wll help me contine to taunt, harass, and humiate her, as only we can do. With Mad Love of course. I thinks she is almost ready to join our team.

No whining allowed. Thanks for taking over, re testing atticus, I have been giving her hell all week. And she still has some snark in her bite. Could you please do the final taunting, and button pusing phase of our initiation rituals? Thanks babe, gotta bounce. MWAH!

Atticus, get ready hon. So far you have kept up very well. Your final challenge is to Survive The Dreaded Toe.

Good luck, we hope you make it.

Bueller, Carry on. Emmit and I have plans this week.

TF, Um, was that perchance code for SOMETHING?...Yeah, I thought not. This is about movies, Dear. Check the name of the group. That might give you a teensy-weensy hint.
Quote: Biggest one in three counties.

OT is what I do. ExSqeeze ME!! So what, I can say whatever I want, in any topic here. Haven't you figure out that some of us come here specifically to talk in code? We bond, and all that. What the heck are you talking about anyway??

Biggest one What? Be more specific. Are you testing me??

And What effing penchant are you talking about?, I have quite a few. My latest one is just Killing me. I am really in trouble now, read my PM. Seriously. I mean what I said. Now I must leave.

We come here to taunt YOU, and yes, it is all code. Called Bonding. Not Bondage, bonding.

I am so in trouble. And not on DS.

Who said it?

"I had a Dream. It was a dream about a movie called BLINDSIDE"...?????

Anyone??

Everyone on here has lost their minds. That's why we are friends.

Atticus, please give us another line from a movie. I promise to try to answer.
Nevermind....I'll do it.

"Is that the bottle that Lou gave you?"

Lou the Fuck WHO?? Sheltoe, what are you trying to do with the atticus like, impossible to figure out quotes.

Okay, I'll bite. First of all, who is Lou? And what kind of bottle is it?? I am a professional bartender, I know bottles well, and not in an "I drank them all" Way. I am a professional. What shape is the bottle?"

Lou HOO HOO.

Now, Sheltoe, I must say, you look fetching today. I decided to go back to Fergie, MM is dead, and I finally accept that now. I do better as Fergie.

Bahhhhhhh!!! Toe Ho Ho!!! Who said it??

Atticus won't be joining us today, as she is in SF, where I should be. Wench that she is. I actually called her for the first time, and asked her where in SF she was. She told me, and damn, it's two blocks where I copped weed for years. Staying in the same hotel I've been in time and time again. I am soooooooo lost being in buttcrack. Somebody save me. Help!!!!!!!!!

Other than that, this has been one insightful and glorious day. toe, I'm happy for no reason, whazzz up wit dat? You know how miserable I usually am.

Sorry OT.

LMFAO!!

"Biggest one in three counties" was from Stand By Me.....young LaChance kid said it speaking of his...well...you know.

Ok, Tinder!!! Listen up, wench. "Is that the bottle Lou gave you", was Kurt Russell speaking to his wife in Tombstone....a movie I've seen a gagillion times...."I'm your huckleberry". The bottle was small, dark brown and full of laudnum (sp?)....She always had a teensy "headache" and sipped regularly on the stuff while amusing herself staring at the ceiling from bed....waaaa. No wonder Wyatt Earp rode off into the sunset with that rich dancehall hussy actress."Lou" was the name of Wyatt's sister in law....got it?

Girlie, I think of you when I have watched the news with the blizzard reports. Are you snowed in...or was Buttcrack spared? Your new found happiness reminds me of Jack Nicholson in "The Shining" when he went nuts in the Overlook Hotel What will we hear next? Hmmmm? "Heeeeeere's Tinder!!!"? Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Atticus just thinks I'm sweet. You know me better than that.
Okay....new quote:
"Gimme the bat.....gimme the bat"....I have given you enough clues to figure out this one....go for it, wench.

Have you LOST YOUR MIND TOE??? I don't know all the alcholic themed movies, just becasue I was BarTinder.

I do know Laudnum however. It was the early day version of morphine, and quite effective for severe pain. Really, I learned that from my doctor. I asked, cause I saw someone on Little house of the Prarie, long ago, who need Laudnum. He got really addicted to it, and it was just like heroin. True fact. I can tell you more about Laudnum, but I have other things to say here. Later Toe.

Wait a minute, a guy named Lou was Earp's Sister? Was he a drag queen, or what??

Atticus is starting to see you wicked side, and is still upset that you are being so nice to her. She wants to be one of us honey, I voted yes, and you have to cast the decing vote.
Apparently she likes to be abused.

Butt crack is beautiful and mild today. We had a teesy little thunderstorm this afternoon, and was afraid it would cause power to go out. All clear now. If I miss grammys tonight, please check the lineup, I will die. I'm watching Carrie and Bruno walk the Red carpet now, on E!

I am totally prepping for the Grammys, now,, the show is going to be stellar BRUNO MARS is on, and you know how I love teensy man that can sing. I wrote the talent lineup in Grammy topic, please have the courtesy to read it. Wench.

As for the gimme the bat quote. Is if from "bats in the attic", or Field of Dreams?

I have nothing else to say. Gotta dash.

Who said "I'm your Huckleberry?" I love that quote, where did that come from?

Please and thank you, in advance.

You're hopeless.

"gimme the bat" was Jack Nicholson in The Shining.

Someone with a brain please jump in here any time with a viable quote. I'm answering my own posts. Sheeeeeesh.

Oh yeah, right, I remember that one now. NOT.

Atticus is still in SF, she is the only other intelligent being that can live up to your standards, find her and ask her. What is it you want me to answer?

Sorry I'm not quick enough for you anymore, Toe. Don't make me taunt you like only I can. Advanced Taunting is my specialty.

Atticus, when you come back, can you please shut Sheltoe up and give her what she wants?

Apparently I'm not good enough anymore. I feel hurt, bewildered, and betrayed.