Menopause Support Group

Menopause is the physiological cessation of menstrual cycles associated with advancing age. It normally occurs in women between the ages of 45 and 55, when the body begins to slow and stop the production of eggs, estrogen and progesterone production decreases, and menstruation diminishes, eventually stopping altogether.

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jammy144 10/04/2013

I know we all have serious issues but lets just take a few minutes to have a laugh.

Please add your funny lines to these:

You know you are in menopause When:

You go into your car to leave for the day and realize that you are taking the house cordless phone instead of your cell phone.(yes it has happened a number of times with me)

vickicrouch2 10/04/2013

I always forget what I'm looking for when I'm looking for it..lol

deleted_user 10/05/2013

i just look at my husband and need to yell at him for something but dont no what

deleted_user 10/05/2013

You're riding in an acquaintence's car and you think you're having a hot flash....then you realize her car has seat-warming function!

deleted_user 10/05/2013

...When you have moments when all men seem stupid and you can't remember what was so great about them.

BobSue2008 10/10/2013

Sticking my head in the freezer to cool down. At home and at the store pretending to look for ice cream. :D
Wanting to punch my 86 y/o MIL for grinning and laughing when I start fanning. :(
Putting my keys in the garbage.(who knows why, but that's where I found them).
Losing my phone so many times I hate to ask people to call me so I can find it.
Having people's name on the tip of my tongue and it just won't fall off.

jammy144 10/11/2013

Asking my 74 year old mom, who lives in NY, to remind me where I'm putting something because I know in a few minutes I'm not going to remember....lol...at this point her memory is functioning better than mine.

vickicrouch2 10/14/2013

I remember a time when every one would say oh your still young now every one says oh it's your age when the hell did that happen?

PixieW 10/15/2013

When you are missing a piece of laundry and your hubby asks if you looked in the trash for it.

Gabrielle48 10/15/2013

I started a thread like this some time back. My opening story was:

When you pass on oscillating fan and you walk back and forth with it so you don't miss any of the breeze.

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