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I wanted to create a place you can come and feel wanted, inspired, and happy. I post a lot of stuff on various topics, much of it motivational and inspiring, and sometimes just humorous. Feel free to contribute anything you feel is helpful to others here and join in. No negative crap please, or politics, check them at the door. Welcome. G
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A Man Dining Alone
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. “Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.”
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks… They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
“You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
“No”, she replied…
“You just happened to catch my eye.”
A Man Dining Alone
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. “Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.”
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks… They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
“You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
“No”, she replied…
“You just happened to catch my eye.”
thislpass
Haha
iamstuckanddown
VERY PUNNY!
LuvMyTitans
LOL!!!
deleted_user
I had to share this one.
DianaBee
So glad you all enjoyed my silly joke! Well, it's not actually mine, I don't know who wrote it. Ha! But it's been a favorite of mine for several years.
uppityone
gotta love, a good love story !!!
mycat
FUNNY
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