Let me be Me Community Group
A support group for those of us that need a safe place to share what ails us. Or what doesn't! This group is your group so you can be the person you really are, no need to pretend, no need to create some successful cyber image. Whether sharing our trials and tribulations, or our success's in life. Whether in sadness and needing comfort and support, or just...
The world is in a mess. Read on and smile, smile, smile
Only
in America .......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
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Only
in America .......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
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Only
in America .....do banks leave
vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
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Only
in America .....do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
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Only
in America ...........do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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Only
in America .......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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EVER
WONDER .....
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why
can't women
put
on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
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Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
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Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
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I
like this one!!!
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
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If
flying is so safe,
why
do they call the airport the terminal?
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Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and
send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)....in
other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.
Only
in America .......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
___________________________________
Only
in America .......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
___________________________________
Only
in America .....do banks leave
vault doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
___________________________________
Only
in America .....do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
___________________________________
Only
in America ...........do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
___________________________________
Only
in America .......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
___________________________________
EVER
WONDER .....
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
___________________________________
Why
can't women
put
on mascara with their mouth closed?
___________________________________
Why
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
___________________________________
Why
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
___________________________________
Why
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
___________________________________
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
___________________________________
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
___________________________________
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush
hour?
___________________________________
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
___________________________________
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
___________________________________
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
___________________________________
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?
___________________________________
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
___________________________________
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
___________________________________
I
like this one!!!
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
___________________________________
If
flying is so safe,
why
do they call the airport the terminal?
___________________________________
Now
that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and
send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)....in
other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.
Hugs...jc..
why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!
WONDERFUL!!!!!!!
I can barely walk all the way back to the pharmacist. How crazy!
I worked at McDonalds in college. I had people demand fries with no salt, diet coke, and a triple cheeseburger with double cheese.
Who hasn’t tried to steal the pens at the bank?
Hubby has stored Goodwill stuff on his side for more than a year. LOL
Hot dogs, doesn’t everyone use two dogs to a bun???
WAIT! That does not work out either, does it?
Drive up ATM’s, you do know it is against the law to walk up! Even if you are using a cane to see.
Congress really is the opposite of progress. All those people are just interested in getting re-elected not helping their constituents.
:-)