Right,then

Nobodies cleaned again, either.

Note :
to My Sweetest - I was here baby but i had to leave the guys were over helping me party sorry about the popcorn and the nuts the spilled beer and yeah sorry big dog broke the gallon jar of pickled eggs and sausage. I would have picked it all up but I know how you get when I do the things you love to do.

Hey took your tip money from the kids education jar told the boys I'd buy around or 2. oh yeah we're outa beer can ya fill the fridge 'for I get home.?

ps baby if I'm not too drunk tonight I'm thinkin' you and me a little boom boom tonight.

If my big dog here's you talkin' like that he'll, well, he'll
probably start advising you about restraining orders......he's still in denial about the depths of our passion.
But, I know that someday......

I've gone to my mothers I'll be back when this pla e is clean.....go boom boom yourself.

Have you seen the kids lately? Their teacher's been callin' for like a week 'cause they're not in school.

It's OK.....no worries. I stopped by to pick up the Milk Duds Steva said he had for me. The kids were giggling over the blow up doll in the closet, and trying to tie the sex swing up in the front porch again. While I was dismantling the swing a lady from some place or another, (I never can remember all those agency's with their fancy initials), anyhoo.....I think it was C P S. The lady handed me some papers and said she was picking up the kids. Whooooohoooooo! Free babysitter! Lucky dogs!!!

Wher'd you put my swing?

OH Hey Honey Seen my Bowling ball ...... and Who let the kids out of the closet?? I put them i there for a reason last week !! Your son has been stealing my Rubbers ! Hee Hee chip off the old block! But no excuse he ot not be stealing from family. Ya get my beer? OK OK I told you once and I'm telling you again you shouldn't throw that hatchet in the house the plaster can dull the edge ! Ya almost hit me with that!

Be back in a while Doll Lips for some BOOM BOOM It's a shot a pin night at the Alley !

OH you went to your Mom's , Did ya bring back a plug of her tobacco and a jug of her shine ??

Damn it who left the step ladder on the pooooorrrch?

Hey, idiot, I came by for some of your condoms, why do you blame everything on the kids? Good news I think the kids are with cps. We know her I'm sure, just can't place her off the top of my head. I'm gonna keep stayin' at uh, mom's a while longer.
Did you take my bottle of jagermeister from the toilet tank?
I'm not commin' back this time for deals 'less you get this place cleaned up.
Why is there blood all over the front porch?

wtf did i just walk into? lol

Wtf did you just wlk out of? Lvq

You guys like to have a lttle fun don 't you? lol

It's my hope to die laughing.

Shall we all go out laughing our asses off. :- O

I vote for "rotflmao'.........I can't pronounce it but it looks like Klingon! Hey, Jan your swing is in the closet next to the blow up doll.

Did you clean them after using? Last time was ugly.

Hey.....talk to your kids, I took them away from them! By the way....who is it that keeps dressing that blow up doll in a school girl uniform?