It's been so long since I got laid

The only way is if I paid

There I would be in my black lace

That evil grin upon my face

But as he'd see that double chin

I think a slight frown may begin

Wondering about an extra roll

Or if more work to find that hole

I guess I'd have to ease his mind

Whoop out a boob for him to find

And as he'd grope and suck my tit

His other hand would find my clit

My nylon clad leg dangling over the chair

While running my fingers through his several hair

I'd coo and moan as I felt his tongue

And he'd  say baby the night is young

I'd finally get him to turn around 

And he would make the most amazing sound

As I did wrap my lips around

Then I would begin to suck

As he'd let out a Holy F***!

And as I'd also start to squirm

He'd pull out his cock so firm 

Push back my legs and shove it in

Letting a bit more fun begin.

Sweating bullets, breathing hard

Make noise heard from the yard 

Then we'd hear some noise outside

Both go to grab our clothes to hide

Still hearing all outside their door

We have to check out that porch floor

We see two pooches going strong

Still uninterupted far too long

Then it does finally bring to mind

True passion is so hard to find.

I take those glasses off his face

And tease him again with my endless lace!