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I hate office lingo-an ode

flowerwmn
flowerwmn

When you say ping me, I want to pinch you. It's true


Bio break too, It makes me cringe.    And if I'm being honest, I don't care about your ducks  or the row they're in.


I don't know what net-net means unless it's being said by an excited tennis announcer.


Come to think of it, let's not circle back or drill down, or take a deep dive, or take it off line, or level the playing field


or create action items and honestly I don't care if this won't scale, and going forward, I would like to park this project. 


And this job.  I quit, Now. I have a hard stop.

Atpeacemary
Atpeacemary
yep, so true
Group Foundercedarbrooke
cedarbrooke
Yup! Win-Win, Open Door Policy.
maria718
maria718
True!
JeanCarlin
JeanCarlin
I don't even know what the first couple mean, lol
LovingSoul
LovingSoul
Never heard of bio-break or net-net
flowerwmn
flowerwmn
bio break ( bathroom break)
marychap
marychap
So true. I'm glad that I have at least a hybrid schedule, and I don’t have to see those idiots more than two times a week. The past three months working in the office were a living hell for me. I want to work from home all the time; the joy of sleeping more than you should and the pleasure of not driving for 35 minutes is just delightful. Gladly, I plan to open my own business soon and leave this job as fast as possible. I saved a good amount of money, and hopefully, soon enough, I’ll be able to rent out an office and have my project. I already found the perfect office for me on this website https://osdoro.com.sg/office-space-for-rent/ , and I really hope in 2-3 months I’ll be able to start.
StokedWithCoffee
StokedWithCoffee
My least favorite one, "Let's think outside the box". What box? The kids' toy box? The box the office paper came in?
flowerwmn
flowerwmn
My Least favorite one "I can't wrap my head around it" LOL
Pixie1
Pixie1
lololol, yes, good one flower, what in the whole world is so worthy of us wrapping our precious minds around? bs in my opinion
Anybody know what net-net means?
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