The transition from Verizon to Comcast has already taken about 3.5 hours of my life and it's not resolved.  I have to go to the actual store today after work.  I seriously want to go to the gym.  There is a Verizon store close to the Comcast store and there is a Planet Fitness right down the street too.  I won't get to Comcast until after 3:30 p.m.  I will be hungry by 5:00 p.m.  So maybe I...